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Who The Fuck Is Spindle

I'm a fat kid from Salford, been in to bikes since I could shit in a nappy. Crashed a few along the way, but i'm still here pissing everyone off. I've tried my hand at motocross and drag racing over the years. I won fuck all, but had a proper laugh, and enjoyed every minute of the time I spent with fellow racers. I have now turned my very limited engineering skills to custom bike building. I have always loved the bike shows and the creations the famous builders dreamed up. I regularly attend all the big events throughout the UK. I have taken inspiration from many builders, but more so from my very good friend Mister D.T.F.P. Benny "Boneshaker" Thomas. Benny has guided my hand through all the builds in these pages, and he has kept me safe, ensuring what creations i come up with are ride-able, safe, (all most) legal, and don't kill me. During my time in Benny's workshop I have met some cool people and made some great friends. I don't take life too seriously. The following pages are just rambling's and experience's of mine during the builds. This blog in not intended to be accurate or period perfect, its just for a laugh, and describes the things I like and love. Please feel free to hurl abuse and insults.
Fuck my old boots, here's
"SPINDLE"

Who The Fuck Is Spindle

Who The Fuck Is Spindle

Wednesday 10 November 2010

BRAIN FREEZE



i was bored shitless this afternoon, done as much daytime tv as my will to live will allow, so i found myself in the kitchen, i found in the freezer half a litre of chocolate ice cream, so i popped it in the blender with a litre of ice cold milk, the blender struggled but through sheer grit and determination i managed to liquefy the milk and ice cream, quick as a flash i drank the lot, 1.5 litres of chocolate milkshake, my face went numb, my lips froze to the blender bowl, the left side of my body went in to spasm, then i fell to the floor kicking and jerking all over the place, then BRAIN FREEZE, the pain the pain, i could see a bright white light, it was the closest to death i have ever been, it took a good ten minutes for my brain to thaw, the best chocolate milkshake .......EVER!!!!!!

3 comments:

  1. your a lucky guy spindle, manda spoils ya !!!!





    there is never any ice cream in my freezer :(

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  2. FFS rowan, dont be telling manda she looks after me, i tell her she's a shit wife and needs to improve, she beleives me and gets her finger out and looks after me even better, lets have no more of this wonderfull manda stuff, ha ha

    tell me about it, she's ace, looks after me and buys me ice cream, what more can a man ask for.

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  3. My local ice cream man used to come round once a week in his ice cream van...but his body was found last week covered in choc sauce and nuts......police say he Topped himself...Bastard !!

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