i was bored shitless this afternoon, done as much daytime tv as my will to live will allow, so i found myself in the kitchen, i found in the freezer half a litre of chocolate ice cream, so i popped it in the blender with a litre of ice cold milk, the blender struggled but through sheer grit and determination i managed to liquefy the milk and ice cream, quick as a flash i drank the lot, 1.5 litres of chocolate milkshake, my face went numb, my lips froze to the blender bowl, the left side of my body went in to spasm, then i fell to the floor kicking and jerking all over the place, then BRAIN FREEZE, the pain the pain, i could see a bright white light, it was the closest to death i have ever been, it took a good ten minutes for my brain to thaw, the best chocolate milkshake .......EVER!!!!!!
your a lucky guy spindle, manda spoils ya !!!!
ReplyDeletethere is never any ice cream in my freezer :(
FFS rowan, dont be telling manda she looks after me, i tell her she's a shit wife and needs to improve, she beleives me and gets her finger out and looks after me even better, lets have no more of this wonderfull manda stuff, ha ha
ReplyDeletetell me about it, she's ace, looks after me and buys me ice cream, what more can a man ask for.
My local ice cream man used to come round once a week in his ice cream van...but his body was found last week covered in choc sauce and nuts......police say he Topped himself...Bastard !!
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