THE DOORS

i've been driving around in trucks for 25 years, consequently i sit on my arse listening to the radio all day, today is the first time i've ever heard this cool tune played on the radio, this, in my humble opinion, is the second best song ever penned by shit film maker pot smoking piss head poet Jim Morrison, turn the volume up and dance torso naked around your living room in your brown leather jeans, we love Jim Morrison and the Door's here in "Spindleville"

COOLARSEMUTTHAFUKKARATROD

oh yes, one day, she will be mine

THE TIPPLE RUN

an excellent time was had by all, sumo got stung on the first day, his head swelled up like a rugby ball, to quote his own words "i look like a shit boxer" ha ha, the fat lesbian carried me and my shite in fine style, adam took the piss by saying my chicken stripps are getting bigger, bloody couriers, i only did the first two days as i had other plans, big thanks to sumo and julian for organising this event, and to top the run off, it didnt rain on the two days i went, happy days!!!!

ANDY AND ANNA

the coolest wedding carrigaes ever!!!!

congratulations prosperity health and wealth to you both.

STOCKERS BIKE FOR SALE

fellow stocker leighton is selling his super cool triumph chop, i love this bike, and especially those handle bars, they proper rock, this bike is a very well built beauty and heres the link if you have cash burning in your pocket, this bike is featured on the front cover of this months issue of BACK STREET HERO'S

 http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Triumph-T100SS-classic-chop-bobber-motorcycle-chopper-/230668761471?pt=UK_Motorcycles&hash=item35b4edf97f

Good luck with the sale leight!

RIDING THE FAT LESBIAN

ive Taxed MOTED and insured the fat lesbian and she was screaming to be ridden, so i went up to "stormin the castle" to meet my crazy scotch friends, the fat lesbian is a mental bike to ride, fast, handles, and does 176.3 miles exactly between fill ups, and how do i know, because the fuel warming light dont work, so it didnt come on and i ran out of gas in the road works on the M1 south, big thanks to Simon for stopping and giving me a lift to the petrol station and taking me back to my bike, and thanks to Deb for not telling me the fuel warning light didint work, you owe me another coffee, ha ha, any how its something ive not done for a long time as the bikes ive had in the past only do about 50 miles between fill ups if i was lucky.  I enjoyed the ride up and the ride down, i got stopped by the "GHimPs" "GEORDIE HIGHWAY i m PATROL s", for reasons im not sure, however another 20 miles down the road the rozzers pulled me over telling me the "GHimPs" had put a marker on me and he was unsure why, anyhow i got the usuall check over and details taken i was also asked if it was my bike, you know the usual shit.  All in all a good time was had i love the fat lesbian, she rides well, im out and about again on wednesday heading south on the tipple run, happy days.

SUPER COOL PIMP BARS FROM MY FRIENDS IN JAPAN

i love these square profile bars, they are proper pimp and are worthy of a prize.

DONE DEAL

I just bought me a donor for the urban surfer, I’ve been looking for a good one for a while but they are getting hard to find, I went up to view the bike that had been described as immaculate, there were no lies in this advert, it was, and is, in mint condition, full service history and a bundle of spares thrown in, so we had a fight in the garden to secure a price i was willing to pay, you all know I’m a tight git, the final deal is, a large bundle of cash, three cups of coffee and i promise to let Deb, the beautiful lady selling me the Buell, take a ride on the surfer when she's all finished up, happy days.

CAPTAIN OATES AND HIS AMAZING CAMERA

some cool riding shots of me on the pimp taken by captain oates as he was jockey shifting through traffic, what a hero, cheers mister oates

ELVIS

Songs are full of metaphors, this song has many that reflect my past, I’ve never played a guitar but I’ve travelled the length and breadth of the UK looking for work, no one wanted to hire a fat wanker, I eventually found permanent work where my journey started in the north west, fortunately for me Sainsbury’s had room for one more lazy fat wanker, plus I like this tune, its Elvis at his best, happy days.

BLEM HEADLIGHTS

won these two little babies on gaybayusa, cost £88 to my door, a fucking bargain, i will be selling one on gaybayuk for £88, the other one will light the way for the urban surfer, happy days

THE WASP 78

a cool cat doin' excellent work with his camera, go visit him here

http://thewasp78.blogspot.com/

PAUL OATES

engineer, bike builder, custom painter, and all round super cool gentleman is also a brilliant photographer, heres one he took of me on the pimp riding to the linkerts, cheers mister

DICK TREE

eighties legend bike builder extraordinaire, if you were in the media back in the eighties and didn’t feature one of dicks bikes then you were working for the beano, dick has now turned his talents to “coyote ugly” style bar top dancing. ha ha

THE LOUNGE BAR

stevie brought "holy molly" up to bens, just in case "cocaine katie" didnt start, he parked "holy molly" bang square in the middle of bens lounge but there where no burn-outs in here, mrs boneshaker would have killed stevie boy if he had, ha ha

THE CIDER HOUSE RULES

went to the linkerts, a pre 83 gathering of all whats cool in motorcycles, i turned up on an 89 and got sin binned ha ha, fantastic weekend, brilliant food, excellent atmosphere, no attitude, andy-p is "THE DOOK", another cool weekend spent with people i admire love and respect, well done to the widows, heres my shit, out of focus, pissed up photos,

PIMPING THE BRAKES iii

all sorted, found some thread lock, new lever fitted, big thanks to tony for making up the new cable, i shortened the torque arm as it was interfering with the new cable, but all is good now,  im off for a dooking good weekend.

PIMPING THE BRAKES ii

got the sleeve sorted, its all bolted up, i forgot it was dad day on sunday so i did the sleeve today, off tomorrow to get the cable sorted